Alabama Witch

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This guy walks into a bar looking all sad, so the bartender asks, 
"Why so sad?" 
The man replies, "I can never seem to find a woman who likes me." 
So the bartender says, 
"Ok, I'll give you a pointer. 
Women love poems, so when you see a pretty lady, recite this poem: 

Alabama Witch, with your beautiful eyes and lips, your beauty lies between your eyes, 
it makes my spirit rise Shakespeare." 
So, the guy has a few drinks and spots a beautiful lady and drunkenly walks up to her and says. 
"Alabama bitch, with your beautiful eyes and tits, your beauty lies between your thighs, it makes my pecker rise Snake shit:) Compilation


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